THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: January 2009

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Anti Terror Group Goes On A Wild Goose Chase

Investigators have released new information about the US Airways jet that went down shortly after takeoff from LaGuardia Airport this month. In the initial report airport officials said the airplane struck a group of wild geese, but further investigation proved they were not just any old geese as first reported.

Migrating from Afghanistan, this particular group known as Osumhave Bin Flyin, have been know to anti-terror groups for a long time now but had thus far been non-active.

The two lone survivors of the ill fated flock were recently spotted near the shores of New Jersey. They have been identified as Osuma Bin Quacker and his side man Osure Ibin Goosed.

Officials say they have a plan to capture them but are waiting for the weather to turn.

"When we catch them their goose will be cooked."

Transportation authorities credit the pilot for saving the passengers and crew. Soft landings are difficult but not impossible as shown in the following video.

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