THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Election Security Bumped Up

Monday, November 03, 2008

Election Security Bumped Up

For all those heading to the polls tomorrow for what many describe as the most frenzied desperately needed election, you can expect to see a surge in security.

According to officials, undercover police, private security guards, as well as bomb squad members will be placed randomly at polling sites throughout the nation as a means of keeping the process orderly.

Several security breaches have recently been thwarted by keen government agencies and they say they are not willing to take any chances on this monumental day.

"We had these t-shirts printed especially for Tuesday just in case anything goes wrong at any polling place."

[For those of you who cannot read the T-Shirt it says, "I am a bomb technician. It you see me running--try to keep up."]

3 Comments:

Blogger Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Well, I can't read the shirt. Too small. Okay, old eyes too. Have a great day. :)

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