Whitehouse-Outhouse: It's All The Same Crap

A new poll released this week says that nearly every politician feels one step above their constituents.

Even die hard republican fans who have been teetering on the fence as to who their vote will go to during this monumental election are in agreement with Democrats that something has to change.

"We know that we don't want another eight years like we've had," said one unidentified fan. "We are coming to the understanding that if the Republican party is reelected it is quite possible that the 'shit will really hit the fan' this time and we're tired of feeling like crap."

Everyone is scambling to figure out who the best bullshitter is and switching teams seems to be the flavor of the day. Besides, as history has proven we all know Once You Go Black, You Can Never Go Back!