Viagra Not A Wise Choice In A Soft Market
"We feel we've been put between a rock and a hard place."
Those who supported the over-the-counter proposal argue that when a man is feeling good about himself there is a tendency to spend far more money through socializing, dating, and whoring around.
"When a man is that hard pressed he will do anything in a soft market," said an anonymous spokesman for the group.
The little blue pill, which can stimulate a man's penis for up to eight hours, has reached epic sales figures of 1.8 billion dollars in 2007 and is expected to grow as a result of psychological damage caused by what the government has officially reported as a world wide recession.