Viagra Not A Wise Choice In A Soft Market
Pfizer's attempt to market their potency pill over the counter in Europe has been withdrawn after the European Medicine Agency Committee said it would not solve their 'economic' stimulation woes.
"We feel we've been put between a rock and a hard place."
Those who supported the over-the-counter proposal argue that when a man is feeling good about himself there is a tendency to spend far more money through socializing, dating, and whoring around.
"When a man is that hard pressed he will do anything in a soft market," said an anonymous spokesman for the group.
The little blue pill, which can stimulate a man's penis for up to eight hours, has reached epic sales figures of 1.8 billion dollars in 2007 and is expected to grow as a result of psychological damage caused by what the government has officially reported as a world wide recession.
"We feel we've been put between a rock and a hard place."
Those who supported the over-the-counter proposal argue that when a man is feeling good about himself there is a tendency to spend far more money through socializing, dating, and whoring around.
"When a man is that hard pressed he will do anything in a soft market," said an anonymous spokesman for the group.
The little blue pill, which can stimulate a man's penis for up to eight hours, has reached epic sales figures of 1.8 billion dollars in 2007 and is expected to grow as a result of psychological damage caused by what the government has officially reported as a world wide recession.
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