Los Angeles police arrested Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton yesterday for
driving while blonde.
Police reports state that the rather gaunt looking Hilton was driving erratically in a much too expensive car.
Hilton denied the accusation stating that it is hard to look at yourself in the mirror, talk on the cell phone while scanning through e-mails on a portable computer while sipping an energy drink while navigating the streets of Los Angeles.
Ms Hilton will face a judge early next week and is expected to plead not guilty to all charges levied against her, including the misuse of peroxide.