In Hanoi this week people have been walking around in a daze for days after officials
seized their regular supply of sex toys and sexual stimulants.
Authorities said they stopped a truck carrying onions in the small town of Ho because the onions were acting rather strangely.
"They were quivering and what really caught our attention is that all the green onions were standing with their shoots straight up, as if at attention," an official said. "Usually when you pull these from the ground they start to wilt right away and are rushed off to the market to be sold before their bright green shoots begin to fade, but this particular load still had stiff shoots nearly eight hours after being picked."
It is believed that one of the bottles of viagra opened during the bumpy ride and became entangled in the onions.
Residents of this tiny southern town expressed their displeasure at a protest on the steps of city hall.
Nearly seven people who appeared to look rather anxious and needy gathered to demand the release of the contraband goods.
One middle aged protester, Mi Wili Nowork, whose reputation had garnered him the nickname 'old softie', said that he had just begun courting a new woman and without his little blue pill the relationship would be doomed.
Another protester who appeared to be very frustrated voiced her displeasure at this untimely seizure.
"I order boyfriend--he in box in truck--go to jail--no nuckie for me--leave me wanting to scratch eye out," she said unable to control her tears. "Plea plea relea Long John, he ma good huband, make me happy."