THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Double Trouble Turns Into Blessing

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Double Trouble Turns Into Blessing

A 24-year-old unidentified double-dicked Indian man, who caught the publics attention after he announced his decision to have one of his two penises removed so he could marry his true love, has had a change of heart.

After watching news coverage last week featuring attractive, young polygamous protestors in Utah, the young man said he has opted to keep both penises in order to satiate the large number of wives he intends to marry immediately upon arriving in his new country.

"It's the best of both worlds," he said. "I will never have to worry about pleasing my women because, just like any good car dealership, I will always have a loaner if the other breaks down."

16 Comments:

Blogger Dr. A said...

I also heard today that he is the new spokesman for Doublemint Gum. Can't wait to see those commercials. "Double your pleasure, Double your fun, With Doublemint Gum..."

7:18 PM  
Blogger Mother Jones RN said...

This sounds like a case of double dipping. Yes, definitely a situation of double your pleasure, double your fun.

9:29 PM  
Blogger meloncutter said...

Would he in effect be a two timer?

Later Yall......

6:29 AM  
Blogger Heidi said...

Kinda reminds me of the 2-for-1 cupons here in Vegas....

Hmmm...

9:17 AM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

Is anyone else out there having problems logging into dashboard or am I just being targeted by Blogger?

It is not giving me my edit button on each story, nor is it letting me sign in. Yesterday it let me in for a brief moment but now it's keeping me at bay.

Any suggestions, and no, don't suggest that I change something in my templete because I can't get to it.

jacqui

9:38 AM  
Blogger Julie said...

Blogger's been a bitch lately. I've been having problems with it all over the board; slow loading times, just hangs there, takes forever to post a pic. You're not alone, and it's not your template.

9:44 AM  
Blogger Heidi said...

I've offically decided that Blogger Sucks!

Nope, not just you. hang, hang, hang.....

10:52 AM  
Blogger Andrew said...

I wonder how much of the Blogger issue is related to them trying to put out a new version (which is now available in beta). I suspect this would have their development / maintenance folks stretched thin.

11:22 AM  
Blogger Morgen said...

I'm right there with ya on the Blogger Issues. Although today (Wednesday) is better for me than Tuesday was...
it's all wonky
like gettin' screwed by a double-dicked Indian

12:08 PM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

Nice to know misery loves company.

Now about my two-dick story.

Statistics say that 1 in 5.5 million men are born with a redundant penis, [yes, I begin to snicker here] but I beg to differ. I once had a boss who was a redundant dick, I think that should count for something somewhere in the stats, don't you?

12:26 PM  
Blogger Nick Badway said...

Gives new meaning to the term "double-barelled".

1:46 PM  
Blogger Morgen said...

redundant penis...
hmmm.... is that like Military Intelligence and Jumbo Shrimp???

I think I need some oxycontin for these oxymorons!

2:13 PM  
Blogger Dwardisimo Rex said...

Actually, I think that was the original definition.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Pawlie Kokonuts said...

Your story said the guy "has had a change of heart." Being a former newspaper copy editor, back in the old days, when most guys just had one measly dick, if they could find it way down in the far recesses of their cold swimming trunks, are you sure that wasn't a typo? Didn't you mean "has had a change of hard-ons"?

I know. Pathetic. I just can't get beyond seventh grade.

Oh well. School starts soon.

7:17 PM  
Blogger Penrick said...

The ability to jerk off and get a blow job........talk about your coital headaches.

6:05 AM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

Pen

That was the same thing my hubby said. Great minds think alike.

PK

I suppose I could have gone with he was 'hard' up and needed a dual purpose in life.

Morgan

As always, arr, arr, arr!

Heidi,

It also works with the all you can eat Vegas thing. LOL

Melon,
I think not only would he be a two timer, he'd be twice the fun for the price of one.

Dr.A
Always something to chew on as usual.

Mother
...double dipping...yuck. I can't even go there.

6:47 AM  

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