A 24-year-old unidentified
double-dicked Indian man, who caught the publics attention after he announced his decision to have one of his two penises removed so he could marry his true love, has had a change of heart.
After watching news coverage last week featuring attractive, young polygamous protestors in Utah, the young man said he has opted to keep both penises in order to satiate the large number of wives he intends to marry immediately upon arriving in his new country.
"It's the best of both worlds," he said. "I will never have to worry about pleasing my women because, just like any good car dealership, I will always have a loaner if the other breaks down."