Being that I write my ass off all week I thought I might add this post on Sundays so I might have a day of rest like the rest of the world.
If you don't like it let me know, and I will see what I can do to appease your greedy, needy warped news whoring little eyes that need constant sating.
If you do like the idea I hope you enjoy the joke enough to pee your pants (Okay maybe not pee your pants ((I was trying to flatter myself)) but at least you might get a giggle out of it).
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A drunk, who smelled of beer sat down, on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me, Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replied, "My Son, it is caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes, and a lack of personal hygiene."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be darned," and returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, put his hand gently on the man's arm and apologized. "I'm sorry.... I should not have come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis, Father," the drunk replied. "I was just reading here that the Pope does. "
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PS: I have been getting many story requests via e-mail to see how far I can go when the news really sucks. I LOVE THIS!!!!!! If you have an idea for a story let me know and I will rip it to shreds and twist it to the way it should be written.
If you come for a visit, leave me a link to your site through the link exchange at the bottom of the right hand column. It's always nice to read new faces!!
On another note: You will see I have put a new entry on my side bar regarding Paul Brown Jazz. You should all check him out and buy the records so he can keep my in the lifestlye I have become accustomed to. As soon as I can figure out how to add photos over there I will post the album covers.
Have a wonderful week all!