News whores from around the world are currently experiencing what can only be described as a feeding frenzy after news leaked out that Mel Gibson, one of Hollywood’s biggest stars, was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol in Malibu early this month.
But the arrest itself is not what’s keeping the story alive, it’s the potty-mouth racial slurs that has caught the attention of everyone.
People all over the world are asking the same question these days.
“Is Mel Gibson an anti-Semite or just a drunken belligerent asshole with a foul mouth?”
The actor, who prior to being taken into custody on Friday, was seen partying his ass off at a local hot spot in this tiny coastal enclave that is home to many celebrities and witnesses say he was pretty toasted when he left.
Police officers stopped the vehicle after they noticed the car was being driven erratically and at very high speeds along Pacific Coast Highway.
Being ever the actor, Gibson's lame assed attempt to divert attention away from his drunken ass along with the open alcohol container discovered in his vehicle, he let loose in a verbal diatribe of off the cuff anti-Semetic verbal sewage.
According to a report on
TMZ.com, it is clear to see the Mr. Gibson was not a happy camper.
His comments were as follows: "Fucking Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world," after which he posed a question to the deputy. "Are you a Jew?"
Gibson, who with the help of a high priced celebrity publicist, is currently on damage control hoping to save his career.
“I am not an anti-Semite, some of my best friends are [fucking] Jews, and most of the time they provide the [fucking] financing for my [fucking] movies” Gibson said at a press conference earlier this week. “I am just an ignorant [fucking] asshole and I love my [fucking] career…did I say I love [fucking] Jews...I love [fucking] Jews, please give me my 'Holocaust' series back...I promise to keep my [fucking] mouth shut?”
Although his excuse for this inexplicable behavior is still under the scrutiny of the world, one political insider is saying that this was all a hoax, that the lines were scripted by government officials who were hoping to divert the publics attention away from the embarrassing failed attempt by Condolesa Rice to bring some kind of resolution to the war in the Middle East, which of course involves many Jews.
A SILVER LINING IN EVERY CLOUD
The female officer who Gibson referred to as “Sweet Tits” after he noticed her watching the debacle he was making of himself is in the process of negotiating a new multi-million dollar career.
One of Hollywood’s most prolific television producers saw her during the news coverage and offered her the leading role in a series they have been developing for the fall called Malibu Bust:CSI, which will co-star Pamela Anderson.