THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Blow Up Doll Sates Women's Nocturnal Desire

Friday, July 28, 2006

Blow Up Doll Sates Women's Nocturnal Desire

For years women have been forced to limit their driving time to the hours that fall between dawn and dusk because they fear being solo in their cars at night.

According to a study, nearly 82 percent of women won't go out after dark if it requires them to be alone in their vehicle, but one enterprising UK company is poised to change all that.

Sheila's Wheels, one of the UK's fastest growing all female run insurance companies, has come up with the perfect solution that will allow more women drivers to feel safer while negotiating night time driving hazards such as sexual predators and perverts and every other creep that comes out during the darkest hours.

'Buddy On Demand' is what company officials are touting as 'the perfect travel companion' for women who either want to or need to drive after dark, and offers the additional bonus of getting more female drivers into the car pool lane.

The strikingly handsome male blow up doll is flexible enough to fold up and store in a car's glove box until needed, and once positioned in the passenger seat, is easily inflated with the flick of a switch.

"He's really the perfect man," said a spokeswoman from Sheila's Wheels."Unlike a real male passenger whose ego is likely the only thing to be inflated, Buddy is truly a great listener from the moment you flick the switch all the way to when you've had enough of him and pull the plug to deflate him."

The companies decision to further enhance the doll's ultimate utilization by making him anatomically correct is what they're betting on to boost sales.

"We released the Buddy prototype to the public earlier this week and the phone has not stopped ringing," the spokeswoman said. "We've already received thousands of orders from women all over the world who have to drive at night for work, but so far the greatest number of orders have been placed by women who not only don't drive, they don't even own a car."

12 Comments:

Blogger Morgen said...

Hmmm... strikingly handsome, easily inflated, anatomically correct... and you didn't include a weblink so we can all order one for ourselves!!!!!!!!!

1:16 PM  
Blogger JR's Thumbprints said...

You're not going to believe this! My mother-in-law has one. There's a blog idea in this for me as soon as I get "his" picture. --Jim

3:00 PM  
Blogger meloncutter said...

Of all the things I could say here that come to my mind, you would probably have to obliterate this comment. I am glad that you did not discuss the location of the vavle stem or the fact that most men will quietly set in a car for hours after.... "inflation".

I would dearly love to be "inflated" before going to work and once again "inflated" before coming back home. I will stop there before I get into trouble.
(big grin)
Later Yall.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Heidi said...

Quite the handsome lad, eh? I would definitely believe that there was a person sitting in the car, uh huh, sure.

Classic!

5:02 PM  
Blogger Erik Donald France said...

My OCD neighbor has one of these, too. Not exactly a handsome lad, just a red male-thing with a hat that looks vaguely human in the dark. If it makes
her happy. . . . .

8:15 PM  
Blogger Pawlie Kokonuts said...

That's odd, because I just read about the "Buddy on Demand Newark, New Jersey Model." It's a lot more realistic, has more lifelike features, and actually breathes, for a little while. And absolutely no one will fuck with you with this thing riding shotgun (which is available separately for an additional charge).

8:21 PM  
Blogger Michael C said...

Reminds me of the 'autopilot' from the move Airplane! That guy winked, I wonder what this new inflatable guy does?

9:57 PM  
Blogger Mistress Regina said...

With the luck some of my friends have, this sounds like it might be a perfect date opportunity.

11:09 PM  
Blogger Eeeeekkk said...

Sure Mr. Blow-up sounds perfect...but does he give Road Head? In my opinion, that needs to be one of the deciding factors that go into such a purchase. "Is it possible to give road head to woman?" some of you ask. Why of course it is! All you need is speed control, two legs on the dashboard and a complete disregard for the lives of other drivers on the road.

Mmmmm...best car accident I've ever been involved with.

11:33 PM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

Eeeeekk,

Remind me to stay off the road next time you're on a date, okay?

7:19 AM  
Blogger webangel said...

OMG you guys are so funny, I have been laughing more and more as I read all of your comments. Pawlie you killed me and I got the tears in my eyes until the end. Thank you for making me smile!!!!

Love ya all funny people,
Webangel

9:18 AM  
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