Hooters Chairman Found Tits Up

Robert Brooks, whose name rose in the headlines after he became chairman of the 'Hooters' chain of restaurants, was found dead in his home in Myrtle Beach on Sunday, according to authorities.

Brooks, whose penchant for chicken wings and large breasted women gained him millions of fans across the nation when he decided that his servers would all be female and would have to meet certain cleavage requirements, a 'C' or larger bra cup size, in order to get hired.

Police say although they have no solid leads in the case they are working with clues found at the scene.

"We found a 'Nearly B' sized bra along with a shredded job application in close proximity to the body and are working to track down the owner of the lingerie," said a spokesman for the Myrtle Beach Police Department. "We believe that this may not have been a premeditated act, moreover, we believe it was an instantaneous act of rage by a prospective employee who was unable to meet his hiring requirements."

Police are requesting the publics help and are asking anyone who sees a flat chested braless woman walking around to contact them immediately.