Croatia's Art Installation To Prohibit Illegals

Tensions have mounted across the nation in response to the growing illegal immigration problem. While America has settled on it's own simplistic solution to blow their heads off shortly after these undocumented hooligans set foot on American soil, other countries have found a more humane way to deal with the problem.

In an effort to keep out the bad while keeping in the good, Croatian officials have devised a plan to alleviate the potential threat of illegal immigration in their tiny seaside country.

A massive effort is underway to surround the countries borders, which stretch nearly 2,500 miles, with a spool of red thread, under the guise of art in hopes it will thwart any attempts by those trying to enter illegally.

"We are sparing no expense," one official said. "It's a long process and is a mass effort but when all is said and done we believe it will be enough of a deterrent to keep those sneaky little bastards out."

Along with the thread, volunteers have been working round the clock in an effort to produce 57,000 tiny signs that say "Stay Out", which will be attached at 5 yard intervals along the thread route and will compliment the tiny silver bells armed to ring in the event of an illegal entry.