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Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a bank in Van Nuys, California this afternoon.
Witnesses say that the suspect, who's description matched nearly 16 million men living in Los Angeles, simulated a handgun in his pocket in order to get the teller to hand over an estimated $1,000. Upon further investigation police later discovered a prescription bottle of Viagra on the floor of the bank with Rush Limbaughs name on it. Authorities believe it fell out of the suspects pocket while he was fleeing so he may not be armed with a gun but should still be considered horny and dangerous.
He was last seen leaving the area in a taxi cab and police fear they will never recover the money due to increased cab fares.
Anyone who sees the suspect should use extreme caution and avoid contact if they are not in possession of a condom because according to the pill maker, this man could be fully loaded and ready to shoot for up to eight hours.
***Viagra: See post titled 'Penile Code Enforced'
Witnesses say that the suspect, who's description matched nearly 16 million men living in Los Angeles, simulated a handgun in his pocket in order to get the teller to hand over an estimated $1,000. Upon further investigation police later discovered a prescription bottle of Viagra on the floor of the bank with Rush Limbaughs name on it. Authorities believe it fell out of the suspects pocket while he was fleeing so he may not be armed with a gun but should still be considered horny and dangerous.
He was last seen leaving the area in a taxi cab and police fear they will never recover the money due to increased cab fares.
Anyone who sees the suspect should use extreme caution and avoid contact if they are not in possession of a condom because according to the pill maker, this man could be fully loaded and ready to shoot for up to eight hours.
***Viagra: See post titled 'Penile Code Enforced'
posted by jbwritergirl at 3:31 PM
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Damn! I knew I should have left that bottle at home!
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I feel erectilely cheated. I'm only getting four hours, not eight! I'm calling my doctor, or at least an escort service, right away. (Man, so many, many listings in the yellow pages!)
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"..still be considered horny and dangerous."
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