THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Man Faces 10 Years Of Hard Time

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Man Faces 10 Years Of Hard Time

Officials awarded a handyman $400 thousand dollars in compensation for what some say may be the best or worst case scenario when it comes to 'hard' times.

A 10-year hard-on has led this man to live in solitude because he fears his constantly erect penis will be deemed offensive.

A local women's organization argues that this actually makes him the worlds perfect date and many are hoping that when the check clears he will come out of hiding and put his hard earned rewards to work.

4 Comments:

Anonymous PK said...

I love this site. Wishing you luck, from a formerly stodgy ol' copy editor (or is that copyeditor?) and now more of a copywriter. I found you through this bestestblogger guy. I linked to him and found all kinds of kool links, such as this.

We should consider linking our two sites, though I say that as an impulsive kinda thing (see my ADHD post yesterday).

Now that bestestblogger guy showed me how easy linking is I'm addicted!

3:41 PM  
Anonymous pk said...

JBWG,
Thanks for the link. AP Style? Here's my greatest dislike. They're serial killers. The serial comma, that is. I'm all for the serial comma; AP is not. As you requested, I dropped the verifier; is it really that annoying? I guess so.

Here's one for your Not-So News: a classified ad today in the local paper had a large display ad from "The Original Information School" (which means computer stuff, not information) as they trademarkedly put it. Local university. The beauty of it is this: something went wrong with the files and it's a combination of indecipherable font gibberish mized with real letters. Beautiful. Just beautiful.
pk

8:16 PM  
Anonymous pk said...

mixed, not mized

sheesh

I've got to accept the ragged-edged sloppiness of bloggishness.

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Luck.

7:18 PM  

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