Officials awarded a handyman $400 thousand dollars in compensation for what some say may be the
best or worst case scenario when it comes to 'hard' times.
A 10-year hard-on has led this man to live in solitude because he fears his constantly erect penis will be deemed offensive.
A local women's organization argues that this actually makes him the worlds perfect date and many are hoping that when the check clears he will come out of hiding and put his hard earned rewards to work.