THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Porn Stars, Plastics And Toys...Oh My!

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Porn Stars, Plastics And Toys...Oh My!

This weekend the buzz word in Los Angeles is sexual satisfaction.

Organizers are expecting more than 50,000 curious or sexually frustrated visitors at this years Erotica Expo going on at the LA Convention Center in downtown Los Angeles.

"The place is literally buzzing with excitement," said one vendor who's booth was selling a new line of toys called 'Big Joe Loves Ya'.

There is something for everyone at this year's show including a vast array of new vibrators hitting the market boasting no color boundries, videos and even a hands on demonstration on the art of spanking.

While many are coming to gawk at the adult entertainment stars, others are there to pick up a few essentials.

"I'm single and tired of having to date just so that I can have sex," said one juicy looking consumer. "My mother always said 'don't ever leave yourself in the position of waiting for a man to do what you can do for yourself' and I've always lived my life believing in this philosophy."

She said she'd already purchased several items that promised the perfect orgasm and was looking forward to a relaxing evening at home...alone!

The event is running smoothly but organizers say they've had to bring in extra portable bathroom facilities in order to accomodate the amount of patrons who are spending an unusally long time in the facilities.

2 Comments:

Blogger Pawlie Kokonuts said...

David Foster Wallace's latest book, "Consider the Lobster," has a pretty funny reportorial essay on his attending an adult film awards event. I recommend it, if you haven't already checked it out.

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would rather eat lobster rather than read it; since Im really not into this type of expo. Youll have a better response with an on looker.

7:09 PM  

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