Sex Toy Can Literally Be Used Against You In A Court Of Law
A judge in Oklahoma denies he was using a penis pump while fulfilling his judicial responsibilities during trials.
Donald Thompson, 59, was found guilty on four counts of indecent exposure and will now face a prison sentence and a huge fine.
A witness subpoenaed to testify against him said she heard an oh-so-familiar buzzing sound during hearings and eventually traced the sound to the judge.
She said if she'd known something like that was permissible in a court of law she would have strapped on her Venis Butterfly and joined the party.
Jury members at the trial were hard pressed to keep a straight face during testimony. One civic minded juror eventually couldn't hold back and decided to share his thoughts with those in the courtroom.
"If you'd a kept a can a Coke 'er Pepsi under that there desk you wouldn't be in all this trouble now cause all you'd be guilty of is bein a soda jerker."
Donald Thompson, 59, was found guilty on four counts of indecent exposure and will now face a prison sentence and a huge fine.
A witness subpoenaed to testify against him said she heard an oh-so-familiar buzzing sound during hearings and eventually traced the sound to the judge.
She said if she'd known something like that was permissible in a court of law she would have strapped on her Venis Butterfly and joined the party.
Jury members at the trial were hard pressed to keep a straight face during testimony. One civic minded juror eventually couldn't hold back and decided to share his thoughts with those in the courtroom.
"If you'd a kept a can a Coke 'er Pepsi under that there desk you wouldn't be in all this trouble now cause all you'd be guilty of is bein a soda jerker."
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