THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Sex Toy Can Literally Be Used Against You In A Court Of Law

Friday, June 30, 2006

Sex Toy Can Literally Be Used Against You In A Court Of Law

A judge in Oklahoma denies he was using a penis pump while fulfilling his judicial responsibilities during trials.

Donald Thompson, 59, was found guilty on four counts of indecent exposure and will now face a prison sentence and a huge fine.

A witness subpoenaed to testify against him said she heard an oh-so-familiar buzzing sound during hearings and eventually traced the sound to the judge.

She said if she'd known something like that was permissible in a court of law she would have strapped on her Venis Butterfly and joined the party.

Jury members at the trial were hard pressed to keep a straight face during testimony. One civic minded juror eventually couldn't hold back and decided to share his thoughts with those in the courtroom.

"If you'd a kept a can a Coke 'er Pepsi under that there desk you wouldn't be in all this trouble now cause all you'd be guilty of is bein a soda jerker."

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