THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Dingo Piss Expected To Improve Environment

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Dingo Piss Expected To Improve Environment

In Australia recently scientists have found a way to protect and reestablish devastated ecological environments by using Dingo pee.

Tests prove that even the wildest kangaroos were petrified of the unusal odor and environmentalists are hoping to use it to set boundries around devastated mine sites that have been ravaged by these pesky gluttonous critters.

"We know it works and are in the process of trying to figure out how to get the dingo's to give us their pee," said one researcher. "Among other urine trapping methods we are considering installing realistic fire hydrants that have a capture system at their base."

The company set to market this new pest deterent, Pissed Off, is set to go public sometime in the next year.

3 Comments:

Blogger Bill said...

Thanks for the comment yesterday, just wanted to leave you a note that I added a link to your blog on mine also.

Granted my blog is only a week old so it's still growing, but any traffic is good traffic i figure:P

I do long updates on Monday/Wednesady/Friday but I do smaller links and reviews most Tuesdays/Thursdays and afternoons to help people get through the work day; so check back whenever you are bored!

6:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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8:44 AM  
Blogger Sara's Varolo Village said...

Alternative Slogan:
Use Dingo's Delight and urine good company.

How Not to Get a Dingo to Give you his pee:
Here Dingo, Dingo, Dingo, Dingo

Love the blog!
Sara
babyowls.blogspot.com

9:55 PM  

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