Penile Code Enforced After Officials Discover Illegal Viagra

Rush Limbaugh was taken into custody for illegal possession of sexual stimulants this week.

Officials claim that they responded to a report of a man walking around the airport with a hard on. They say that although this phenonema is not unusal after a long flight, public displays like this cannot be tolerated.

Mr. Limbaugh, travelling with the little blue prescription pills labeled under a psuedenom, said he feels this kind of invasion of privacy is not only an insult to every erectile deficient male in the worl--it's just plain stupid.

"I've had to live in hiding for so many years and 'Little Rush' has been acting like a scared turtle ever since," Limbaugh said. "I think it's only fair that since people are no longer actively looking to hunt me down and kill me, it's only reasonable that I cut him a little slack."

While officials would not comment further on the arrest one recently organized Viagra consumer group, Raise It Up, said they plan to gather and protest outside the airport this week in hopes of bringing public awareness to this growing problem.

"Why does everyone have to always pick on the 'little' guy?" said a spokesman for the organization. "If the judge hands down a stiff sentence, we want Mr. Limbaugh to know that we are there to raise more than an eyebrow to support his cause."