THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: President Hits His Prime At 60

Thursday, July 06, 2006

President Hits His Prime At 60

Preparations are underway at the White House to help celebrate President George Bush's birthday tomorrow.

Officials invited several thousand guests to the event, which will take place on the lawn in front of the President's private residence in Washington.

Due to security reasons it was suggested that no gifts were to be brought to the White House.

North Korea's president Kim Il Sung said, although he was very disappointed, he had to pass on the party invitation due to pressing business but assured Bush he would send his gift airmail although he could not pin down the delivery time.

"It's just a little something to eat, something very special from our country," Sung said. "The best part is that you don't have to bake anything you just have to nuke it."

9 Comments:

Blogger meloncutter said...

It's a proud day when a man can celebrate his age and IQ being of equal value. I passed this milestone years ago.

Later Yall......

8:34 AM  
Blogger AnoNick said...

Wow, F-16s to Pakistan, special gifts (delievered long-range) from Korea... Bush is on a roll!

Funny article again... great work. :)Your blog reminds me of the Onion, as well as Uncyclopedia, both of which I like. Time to add your blog to the list ;).

6:32 PM  
Blogger Pawlie Kokonuts said...

you're rolling, Grrll, rolling. Is this mic on?

7:32 PM  
Blogger M.C said...

Nice blog!...but I personally could care less about the President or his birthday bacause he just sucks...but yeah, love the blog...:}

8:02 PM  
Blogger Erik Donald France said...

"Happy Birthday Mr. President." Where is Marilyn when we need her? Maybe if he just starts hitting the bottle again, he'll get distracted and go a-huntin' with "They Call Me Mr. Cheney" in the nearest bayou?

Love your blog ~~ Rock on!

9:03 PM  
Blogger JR's Thumbprints said...

Hey, you have to do the presidential link on my blog posting of June 13, 2006. I think it will help in celebrating Mr. President's B-Day. --Jim

2:20 AM  
Anonymous El Laforistia said...

jbwg,
my boys, my Jints, playin' the dreaded Dodgers. Should we make a friendly bet, like governers do? something silly? going to Shea Stdium and back tomorrow, all in one day....Let's go, Mets!
pk

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Steve in Korea said...

In defense of Korea, where I currently live, I must say, at least Korea had the politesse to give Bush a birthday present. Iran, on the other hand, is making great claims, but won't deliver until Bush's 70th.

10:18 PM  
Blogger Sheila said...

What's a birthday with no gifts? hehe

5:13 PM  

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