Twins To Run Poland

Suffering from a case of work overload, Polish President Lech Kaxzynski announced he would be appointing his twin brother to the position of Prime Minister regardless of how every political oppositionist felt.

He said running a country that has fallen into constant turmoil with the rest of the world gave him little or no time to rest or spend with his family and having an identical twin working closely at his side filling in for him at certain events would allow him to skip a day here or there.

"Let's face it, I'm tired and some days I just don't want to get out of bed," he said. "The fact that no one can tell us apart was just too good to resist."