Breast Implants Save More Than Self-Image

In Israel this week a woman was saved from sure death after attackers bullets were unable to penetrate anything more than her silicone implants.

The 24-year-old said she was always worried about how the size of her large bust would make her stand out in a crowd making her an easy target, but is now eternally grateful she decided on the double 'd's' instead of the 'c' cup.

Word of this miraculous save spread quickly among civilian and enlisted residents and has sent thousands scurrying to their doctors office.

Plastic surgeons in many worn torn areas have been inundated with calls from potential clients hoping to have as many of these figure enhancing sacks placed in not only their sagging breasts, but any area that could potentially take a fatal blow.

"We can accommodate many of those seeking these surgeries due to the fact that after America banned the silicone type implants we were able to buy them at a discounted price," said a spokesman for the American Plastic Surgeons organization.

"I imagine that if more women go through the enhancement process, men serving in combat may eventually lose interest in the battle and take interest in a more peaceful resolution to the tensions of daily life."