THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Sunday Joke #2

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Sunday Joke #2

Yes, it's Sunday, my new official day off.

The most I have to do today is repack or rather unpack my carry on bag so there will be no liquidy stuff to get rid of at the airport as I head off to Hawaii on Tuesday. Yehaw! Sun, Sand, Sex and Margaritas!!! I will try to post from there providing the TSA doesn't abscond with my laptop.

However much I want to rest today I can't help but comment on the cease fire agreement in regards to the war in the Middle East.

On Saturday both sides agreed to end the fighting, which is a relief, however arms will not be put to rest until 5 am Monday morning. Can someone please explain to me why it was not imposed on the same day or are both sides trying to make the munitions dealers a little richer before they stop providing them with bullets and bombs?
Or, is this a ploy to create as much carnage as possible in hopes that once the fighting stops it will create jobs for thousands who will be hired to repair and rebuild what was destroyed?

Peace Out my friends, have a great week!
JB
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much."
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

6 Comments:

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7:24 AM  
Blogger meloncutter said...

HAY JBWG. Be careful with the fun in the sun because the last time I had sex with margarita, I got the clap.

Later Yall.....

1:28 PM  
Blogger thethinker said...

Have a great vacation. Good luck getting through airport security.

7:45 PM  
Blogger ChiefMommy Owl said...

Aloha! I'm so jealous. Don't forget to pack your suntan lotion. However, you may have to relinquish it at the airport, especially if it is the exploding variety.

Have a great vacation!
Sara

8:44 PM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

Airport security is usually never a problem for me unless I wear something that is really low cut on top. Then of course they pull me aside to examine my weapons of mass destruction. LOL

7:45 AM  
Blogger KILROY_60 said...

My Phone!!
n'yuck n'yuck n'yuck

Will look forward to vacation stories...hmmmmmm sun, sand, margaritas, sex. What better stories COULD there be?

6:51 AM  

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