Masturbating For A Cause

In London this week charity organizations banded together to raise awareness about HIV and AIDS.

The first ever Masturbate-A-Thon was created to get people talking about safer sex and how doing ones self rather than having partner sex could significantly reduce the rising number of those being infected by these diseases.

Sponsored participants were handed a set of rules and given a choice between all male, all female or both gender rooms in which to achieve their task. The number one rule however, was that there could be no fake orgasms. How this was monitored--organizers would not disclose.

The event, which drew nearly every eager beaver and jerk off in the city, was so overwhelmingly successful, organizers say they will likely expand next year.

"I don't know whether it was the heat or the fact that people are so frustrated by what's going on it the world today but spew...err...I mean whew...the turnout was far higher than we originally anticipated," said one organizer. "People came from all over the city."

Sponsors of the event included Kleenex, Handy Wipes and Johnson's Baby Oil.