Pharmacies are breathing a sigh of relief in Brazil after
police arrested one of two suspects responsible for stealing more than $220,000 in cash and Viagra pills.
Many consumers expressed their relief after they were forced to abstain from sex over the past year due to the shortage of the anti-impotence pill.
"It's awful...I've been walking around looking like a frightened turtle all year," said one man who was standing in line at the local pharmacy along with nearly 4,000 other men all waiting to fill their prescriptions.
A police official said when the suspect was apprehended he was suffering from exhaustion and chapped hands, but otherwise was in good health.
"We expect the judge to go fairly easy on him since he's already served one year of hard time."
The second suspect police are looking for is said to be a middle aged man, gray hair, 5'8" and very popular among the women.
"We caution the public to avoid direct contact with this hardened criminal and advise anyone who sees him to call police immediately."