Meowing Out-Boy Tells Neighbor To Fuck Off
In Pennsylvania this week spiteful repartee between neighbors quickly turned ugly boiling over into a full blown cat fight.
An unidentified 14-year-old boy said he was just getting even with the 78-year old beatch that lived next door by meowing at her each time their paths crossed. This came about after his family was forced to give up their pet cat because he kept crapping in her flower boxes.
The young man apologized to his neighbor and vowed not to meow at her anymore. He told the judge that his cat calls were inappropriate and he would now just tell her to fuck off instead.
Court officials must now determine whether this is a case of harmless taunting or misdemeanor harassment, but the judge agreed to suspend the case for 90 days to see how this new wordage works for both parties.
An unidentified 14-year-old boy said he was just getting even with the 78-year old beatch that lived next door by meowing at her each time their paths crossed. This came about after his family was forced to give up their pet cat because he kept crapping in her flower boxes.
The young man apologized to his neighbor and vowed not to meow at her anymore. He told the judge that his cat calls were inappropriate and he would now just tell her to fuck off instead.
Court officials must now determine whether this is a case of harmless taunting or misdemeanor harassment, but the judge agreed to suspend the case for 90 days to see how this new wordage works for both parties.
posted by jbwritergirl at 1:30 PM
6 Comments:
I think he should hike his leg and spray all over her front door.
Mee-ow.
Somehow.... it all boils down to pussy. And they say that money is the root of all evil.
LOL
Later Yall.....
Hahaha! Good lord, that's unbelievable. Jeez, I wonder what the next silly lawsuit is going to be about.
The story forgot to mention one important detail: the elderly woman next door was Julie Newmar.
Meowing isn't covered under the right to free speech because it doesn't have a literal message. But what the hell do I know, considering the recent incident with my own neighbor. I thought I'd start making motorboat noises.
Okay, so whatever is going on with blogger is really beginning to piss me off!!!
I can tell how and when I will or will not be able to get in based on whether or not the little pencil edit icon is showing up at the bottom of each post. I've tried several times this morning to get in but I guess this may really be a day off.
Check back later. I have a math thing that is really kind of interesting.
Jacqui
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