In Pennsylvania this week spiteful repartee between neighbors quickly turned ugly boiling over into a full blown
cat fight.
An unidentified 14-year-old boy said he was just getting even with the 78-year old beatch that lived next door by meowing at her each time their paths crossed. This came about after his family was forced to give up their pet cat because he kept crapping in her flower boxes.
The young man apologized to his neighbor and vowed not to meow at her anymore. He told the judge that his cat calls were inappropriate and he would now just tell her to fuck off instead.
Court officials must now determine whether this is a case of harmless taunting or misdemeanor harassment, but the judge agreed to suspend the case for 90 days to see how this new wordage works for both parties.