Bush Elicits Frustration In Katrina Aftermath

President Bush visited the still devastated city of New Orleans this week to see first hand just how badly he let all the residents of this great city down.

Hurricane Katrina waged it's war in this booming tourist town one year ago today, killing more than one thousand and leaving nearly an entire city homeless, without assistance and without any hope for the future due to the slow response by government officials.

In an effort to bring good will, cheer and hope to those left still unemployed, homeless and devastated by the death of family members, Bush finally agree that there were some errors made, but as usual, laid the blame on those who work for him.

"Jeeze, this place is really a mess, but, come on--get over it, there are no profits to be made here by rebuilding so quickly!" the President said. "It is my hope that when I'm no longer in office the rebuilding will begin. As for now, I must put all my efforts into regaining my...err...our oil profits overseas."

For many residents who have grown extremely weary of being treated like stray animals at best--this did not sit well. Many who showed up to see the president hoping for a face to face with him were quickly turned away by security forces.

"This trip was not intended to become a public forum. We didn't come here to rebuild this ravaged city, we came here to undo the damage to the presidents reputation of being a complete asshole," said one top official.

Several locals who returned briefly to survey what once was their homes were upset by the lack of interest by government officials in helping them put their lives back together.

"I think they should name the next hurricane after George Bush," said one man who was visibly disturbed as he looked over a pile of debris that once was his home. "Bush says a lot of things, makes promises, but in the end he's just a big old wind bag."