THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Cruise Apology Stretches The Imagination

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Cruise Apology Stretches The Imagination

Tom Cruise has apparently had a change of heart in regards to his disdain for antidepressants, but critics feel this is just a ploy to regain his stature among Hollywood's elite.

Much of the hullabaloo came about after Cruise publicly criticized the 41-year-old actress Brook Shields for taking antidepressants after the birth of her first child, suggesting that through exercise and multiple doses of vitamins women could battle this mind warping syndrome known as post-partum depression.

On Thursday however, Shield's announced that Cruise came to her home to apologize.

While this took a concerted effort on Cruises part because of his religious beliefs, many feel 'this heartfelt apology' as Brook's described it is nothing more than an attempt to salvage what is left of his reputation and gain confidence from financial backers now that Paramount Studios has dumped him.

Although the recent split between Cruise and the studio was described by industry icons as a 'mutual agreement', one source said they all were feeling that Cruise has turned into a bit of an asshole.

"He's like a loose canon and his publicity stunts are all backfiring," the source said. "What he's going to do next is what we're trying to avoid."

One insider has suggested that Tom was using this publicized apology to hide the fact that his wife, who has had little or no face time in public since the alleged birth of their baby girl Suri, may possibly be suffering from the same blues Shields suffered from.

"Every day I see more and more gym equipment being delivered," the insider said. "They can't be having sex because I see her on the treadmill 24/7."

3 Comments:

Blogger Andrew said...

To make up for his lost revenue, I heard he will be giving seminars on how to ruin a great career by turning into a raving lunatic.

7:16 PM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

I'm with you on that Andrew. I think he's got a plan up his sleeve though.

If his newly formed production company does not succeed he will likely then sell pictures of his alleged daughter Suri for a gazillion dollars.

7:31 AM  
Blogger Morgen said...

ooooh, I see JBWriterGirl's first expose for the Inquirer: the REAL story behind Suri!
is she real?
if so, is she deformed?
is she real?

Inquiring minds wanna know.

8:29 AM  

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