THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Blue Balls Highlight Of Korean Sexpo Show

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Blue Balls Highlight Of Korean Sexpo Show

Hailed as one of the biggest audience drawers in South Korea, this years Sexpo left many visitors looking more like frightened turtles rather than the studs they liken themselves with.

The Sex trade show, which travels the world once a year, promised attendees an exciting show of hot women from around the world baring all in lingerie along with strip tease acts, sex seminars and a display of new pleasure toys. But what they found once they arrived however, was a lot of hot air.

"Blow up dolls...If I wanted to see THAT I could very well have stayed at home," said one very distressed visitor who demanded his admission fee back from promoters. "I anticipated a good deal of hands on entertainment, even took a viagra just before I came, but this...this was enough to shrivel my balls straight up into my belly."

Several promoters were on hand to do damage control, trying to glorify the presence of blow up dolls instead of the real deal.

"Although many who came...or not sadly enough, will leave here with their heads hung low so to speak, we feel we did the best we could under the circumstances," said Dick Gozinya, CEO of Express Mail Toys. "The dolls we used are really hot and are what we believe to be the perfect woman."

"They don't talk back, their egos are already inflated so you don't have to spend a lot of time or money entertaining them and when you grow tired of them there's no messy divorce proceedings...you simply pull the plug."

8 Comments:

Blogger LadyWater-lily said...

"The dolls we used are really hot and are what we believe to be the perfect woman."


haha! what a wonderful quote!

8:28 AM  
Blogger Nick Badway said...

My question is: How many of the dolls had augmented breasts? I mean, you know the sex biz is full of enhanced women. I would guess snap-ons would be difficult to perfect with a latex lady. Am I off on this?

Badway

10:31 AM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

I do believe Nick that there is a line out there called "Air Bags", who prior to release are titily enhanced in cups larger than D. They were built like this in the event of wild sex. Should they fall off the bed, couch, chair or table the large mammories help them bounce back rather quickly.

11:38 AM  
Blogger meloncutter said...

Ok... I am cussing the new blogger beta and trying to make comments on blogs. Yours was the first one I read and I have tried 15 friggin times to leave a blasted comment and now I am getting irritated. I typed my comment 14 friggin times and now I shall try to post this.

If this works I will give you an appropriate comment to your post.

As of this point.... Blogger beta inhales vigorously.(sucks)

Later Yall...

12:32 PM  
Blogger meloncutter said...

Ok gonna try again. Still Cussing. I am comparing Blogger to a Blow up sheep at the moment.

Dang it.

2:53 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

Luckily, I bought cancellation insurance for my airline ticket to Seoul.

6:07 PM  
Blogger meloncutter said...

OK I am calm now. (mild grrrrr at this point) I am not angry and I shall try to give you my original comment.

Your post reminds me of a song done by "Unknown Hinson" entitled "Polly Urethane". One line from the song is... "I really love to date you.... so easy to inflate you...."

Great Post.

Thank you for your patience.

6:39 PM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

What patience, what persistance. Just like the mailman the post always comes (unless you are an attendee at the Sexpo show)!

4:30 AM  

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