Blue Balls Highlight Of Korean Sexpo Show

Hailed as one of the biggest audience drawers in South Korea, this years Sexpo left many visitors looking more like frightened turtles rather than the studs they liken themselves with.

The Sex trade show, which travels the world once a year, promised attendees an exciting show of hot women from around the world baring all in lingerie along with strip tease acts, sex seminars and a display of new pleasure toys. But what they found once they arrived however, was a lot of hot air.

"Blow up dolls...If I wanted to see THAT I could very well have stayed at home," said one very distressed visitor who demanded his admission fee back from promoters. "I anticipated a good deal of hands on entertainment, even took a viagra just before I came, but this...this was enough to shrivel my balls straight up into my belly."

Several promoters were on hand to do damage control, trying to glorify the presence of blow up dolls instead of the real deal.

"Although many who came...or not sadly enough, will leave here with their heads hung low so to speak, we feel we did the best we could under the circumstances," said Dick Gozinya, CEO of Express Mail Toys. "The dolls we used are really hot and are what we believe to be the perfect woman."

"They don't talk back, their egos are already inflated so you don't have to spend a lot of time or money entertaining them and when you grow tired of them there's no messy divorce proceedings...you simply pull the plug."