Sunday Humor
Ed was a bit of an airhead and found himself in a great deal of trouble one morning. He'd forgotten his wedding anniversary, which pissed his wife off to no end.
The wife confronted him and told him that the following morning she expected to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 - 60 in less than 6 seconds or ELSE.
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting smack dab in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened it only to find a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
The wife confronted him and told him that the following morning she expected to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 - 60 in less than 6 seconds or ELSE.
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting smack dab in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened it only to find a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
posted by jbwritergirl at 9:09 AM
7 Comments:
Hysterical!
This is my first visit and won't be my last.
I love your wit and sarcasm. Keep up the good work. It's really funny.
Mimi Lenox
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I thought it was funny also, thanks for your comment on my site, I too will continue to visit
LOL!
Best Gift my Husband Gave me Before our Marriage: Diamond Ring
Best Gift my Husband Gave me Since our Marriage: Clock Radio
Haha, that's a good one.
Too funny. She should throw it at him to show it could actually go from 0 to 80 in less than 6 seconds.
Personally, I would have just invited someone over that didn't finish up in less than 6 seconds.
Very clever, and truly correct. No need for her to get mad. Miscommunication in a marriage happens all the time.
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