California has been accused of trying to kill health fanatics using their secret weapon--SPINACH! Bush officials say they will investigate further and will seek out this weapon of mass destruction.
Models have been banned from fashion shows across Europe for setting a bad example for young women who aspire to look just like them--skinny, boney, and for the most part guantly unattractive. Nicole Richie is expected to protest this ban.
Anna Nicole's son has died as a result of his lifestyle, which will eventually boil down to the crystal meth having its way with his brain. Anna denies that HER lifestyle has anything to do with her sons death.
Whitney and Bobby have finally decided they've had enough of each others drug and spousal abuse. The divorce is scheduled to take place immediately upon their release from rehab.