THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: SATURDAYS A BUST

Saturday, December 09, 2006

SATURDAYS A BUST

I'm posting this joke because my computer has been off and on all day and several things I was working on are lost now, floating through cyber space somewhere. Enjoy. Hopefully I will be back to normal on Monday.

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I was shopping the other day and noticed a little old lady following me around.

I stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at me.

She finally overtook me at the checkout, and she turned to me and said,

"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late daughter."

I answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, I called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at me. Pleased that I had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, I went to pay for my groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much .. I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things too."

7 Comments:

Blogger Pawlie Kokonuts said...

She could've at least left you the coupons.

6:47 PM  
Blogger Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

I got into a World Series game that way. Truth!

12:22 PM  
Blogger Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

I got into a World Series game that way. Truth!

12:25 PM  
Blogger Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

I got into a World Series game that way. Truth!

12:28 PM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

Sly little devil aren't you. I guess that means you owe me some money, lol!

3:19 PM  
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