Pig Throwing Leads To Jail Time
In Mississippi today a 20-year-old man was arrested for disturbing the peace after tossing his 60-pound pig over the counter at a Holiday Inn Express.
After being questioned by authorities, Pugh said his wife had been nagging him all morning and he just lost his mind for a minute.
The slight built wife was not injured when she hit the floor but complained of mental fatigue. She said she was more than embarrassed since this was the second time in a month that he threw her over the counter.
Officials have referred Pugh to the mental health department where he will be counseled until his court date later this month.
The wife is expected to file divorce papers.
After being questioned by authorities, Pugh said his wife had been nagging him all morning and he just lost his mind for a minute.
The slight built wife was not injured when she hit the floor but complained of mental fatigue. She said she was more than embarrassed since this was the second time in a month that he threw her over the counter.
Officials have referred Pugh to the mental health department where he will be counseled until his court date later this month.
The wife is expected to file divorce papers.
posted by jbwritergirl at 12:50 PM
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No. That us not what will happen. The wife will convince herself that either a) she deserved to be thrown over the counter or b) she fell over the counter herself.
After the divorce, the husband will marry an actual pig.
I heard this guy's name is Kermit.
It ain't easy being green....
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