British Airway Passengers All Aglow
The fallout continues after British Airways grounded at least three planes fearing they held traces of a potentially dangerous levels of radioactivity.
This falls on the footsteps of the death of former Russian security KGB officer, Alexander Litvinenko, who died in November as a result of radioactive poisoning.
Most passengers traveling the airline were unaware they had been exposed to polonium 210 until days later.
One couple returning from their honeymoon said the first clue that something was wrong was the night after they arrived at their home.
"We're newlyweds so we're having a lot of sex right now," said the distraught bride. "When I got under the covers I thought it was just the remnants of the honeymoon glow, but when I took a closer look at my husbands privates I realized that something was wrong because they were actually glowing."
Lawyers worldwide are scrambling to find exactly who they can sue when the claims start rolling in.
This falls on the footsteps of the death of former Russian security KGB officer, Alexander Litvinenko, who died in November as a result of radioactive poisoning.
Most passengers traveling the airline were unaware they had been exposed to polonium 210 until days later.
One couple returning from their honeymoon said the first clue that something was wrong was the night after they arrived at their home.
"We're newlyweds so we're having a lot of sex right now," said the distraught bride. "When I got under the covers I thought it was just the remnants of the honeymoon glow, but when I took a closer look at my husbands privates I realized that something was wrong because they were actually glowing."
Lawyers worldwide are scrambling to find exactly who they can sue when the claims start rolling in.
posted by jbwritergirl at 5:02 PM
2 Comments:
Everywhere I turn there is another story about where traces of this spy's poisining have been found. He really lived up to the prototypical spy because he apprarently got around more than James Bond!
Glowing privates. I love it!
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