THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Sunday's Chuckle

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Sunday's Chuckle

A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping, unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband replies, "What did he say about that 55-year old ass of yours?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

5 Comments:

Blogger Mother Jones RN said...

That's funny. I'll have to show this to my 50+ husband:-)

MJ

4:09 PM  
Blogger Tara said...

Haha...I liked that. :D

9:24 AM  
Blogger Skittles said...

Oh what a great comeback!!!

9:26 AM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

Okay ladies, how many times has that line run through your mind.....?????

6:41 PM  
Blogger Matt the Hat said...

The old ones are still the best.

4:44 AM  

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