THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Snails Invade Resort Town

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Snails Invade Resort Town

In what can only be described as a living nightmare, Barbadian's have been forced to run for the hills as giant snails invade their tiny resort town.

Witnesses have described the invasion as similar to that of Orson Well's "War Of The Worlds".

"They got my dog ButterCup," said one weary villager who was forced to leave his home and head for higher ground.

City officials hoping to calm fears and fully take advantage of the situation have called upon a local chef to defeat the endless onslaught of these vicious slimy creatures.

Chef S. Cargo has been setting up large snail traps all along the coast line over the last few days hoping to snare as many of these voracious pests as he can.

"Snails are always drawn to butter so I built these large bonfires and set enormous vats of boiling butter on top," S. Cargo said. "It's a waiting game right now but I expect that by the end of the week we will have snagged a great number of these large delicacies--as a matter of fact we'll likely have caught enough of them to feed the entire village."

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