THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Suddam Is On The Noose

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Suddam Is On The Noose

On Sunday, in a land far far away, the expenditure of millions of dollars continues to run rampant as lawyers scramble to file appeal papers for now convicted murderer Saddam Hussein and his henchmen.

As the judge read off the charges and levied the sentence Hussein grew very agitated and became very verbal.

"God Is Good," said Hussein repeatedly from his seat behind bars. "Long live the people and death to their enemies. Long live the glorious nation, and death to its enemies!"

Ironically, it appears that Hussein himself has grown tired of his own egotistical, tyrannical, murderous lifestyle based on the very words he repeatedly said to the Tribunal judge about 'death to its enemies'.

One man who waited outside the courtroom got down on his knees and began to pray after hearing the verdict. When asked by reporters why he prayed with a grin on his face he told them that God had answered his prayers.

"God is good because he led Saddam to a hole that was not deep enough to hide his sorry ass but now he's found a hole deep enough to hide him forever," he said. "Yes God is good!"

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5 Comments:

Blogger COxford said...

Jacqui,

Great to see you back and posting again. We hope that you are doing as well as possible.

We are still keeping you and your father in our prayers.

Sincerely,

C. Oxford

11:12 AM  
Blogger that frolicsome kid said...

Hey! Welcome back =)! How's your dad now? It's nice to know that you have a great time with him! And good luck with your NaNoWriMo novel!

That is ironic how Saddam condemned himself. Did he really did that? And I don't think his punishment is enough as his tyranny has caused so much sufferings. I really wonder whether hanging can really do the justice or not...

3:21 AM  
Blogger Mother Jones RN said...

Welcome back. We've missed you.

Talk about bad Karma. Too bad the old nasty dictator can only die once.

MJ

12:10 PM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

Thank you Charles. It's good to be back. I realized during my trip that a sense of humor is ofter worth a thousand words. My dad and I had a great time making sick jokes as strange as that might sound. For now he's in Gods hands and I think God likes him, for now anyway.

Frolicsome, nice to see you coming around often. Suddam condemned himself the first time he took a life. The only justice in this whole situation is that he and most of the evil seeds will not grow again, thank God!

Mother, it's nice to be back. And you're right, he should die a thousand deaths.

jb

12:33 PM  
Blogger Meloncutter said...

Welcome back. We missed ya! Soon old Soddom will be the best hung man in Iraq.


Later Y'all

5:26 PM  

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