THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: What Will You Be For Halloween?

Saturday, October 14, 2006

What Will You Be For Halloween?

It's on everyone's mind now. Coming up with something new each year can be a challenge and can also be expensive. I will give you a list of household items and the challenge is to come up with an original character with superpowers.

You must list the name given to your character and what powers you have!




1. One pair of black stockings.
2. The tie from your favorite bath robe.
3. Two paper towels.
4. A T-Shirt (wife beater style)
5. The hose from your vacuum cleaner.
6. One black floor length cape.
7. One red sheet that you can cut any way you like.

Use your imagination and let the ideas fly!


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2 Comments:

Blogger Meloncutter said...

Out of the darkness he came. Lithe and sinewy, he moves like a cat. He peers through the darkness with ease looking for tonights damsels in need. He hears a sigh in the darkness with his supersensative hearing.

He scales the wall with ease and finds the lonely damsel alone in her room. She is desperate. She needs the attention of.......

THE SPERMINATOR....

FASTER THAN A HORNY RABBIT.
MORE POWERFUL THAN A 10 PLY STEEL BELTED RADIAL CONDOM.
ABLE TO LEAP TALL BLONDES WITH A SINGLE BOUND.
LOOK, UP IN HER HAIR..... IT'S THE..... SPERMINATOR

cumming soon to a theatre near you.

6:40 AM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

He can cum to my house so long as he leaves that gassy ass at home. LOL

7:27 AM  

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