So, it appears that 'Meloncutter' has tagged me even though there has not been any pear waxing to speak of.
I know I've been out of the loop a little but I assumed everyone would forgive me for my short hiatus (I've posted almost daily for a year now), but no, I've been tagged, which of course cannot go by without a response.
So here it is: The five songs I'd have played at my funeral...
"I'm Leavin On A Jet Plane"...don't know when I'll be back again
...just in case there is such a thing as reincarnation!
"Something's Burning"
...for obvious reasons...and I assume most of my friends will be joining me down there!
"Knocking On Heavens Door"
...just in case I started to behave just prior to my demise but I assume I won't see most of my friends there!
"Wild Thing"
...because I tried everything there was to do and because it was most likely what killed me and led to the funeral in the first place!
"I Want To Kiss You All Over"
...in case any of my male friends along the way found their necrophiliac side. Hell, I'm dead anyway so who give a shit?
So there you have it folks. I suppose these things are very telling but you never know. After all anyone who reads my news reports is always left to guess whether it's true or false or somewhere in between.