THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Star Admits Porn Connection

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Star Admits Porn Connection

Martial arts expert Jackie Chan recently admitted to the press that before he became a big star acting in films such as "Rush Hour", he did an XXX rated film.

He told reporters that during the early years of his acting career he'd struggled to make a living and it seemed appropriate to take what ever acting jobs he could.

Chan's publicist, Leek ToPress, who often travels with the actor during location shooting and publicity tours, said it is true but stated that he had "a very small part" in the film.

"He's very insecure because of this and I believe this is why he does all his own stunts," the publicist said.

Chan was unavailable at press time to confirm or deny that "the small part" his publicist spoke of was related to the size of his role in the film or to his anatomy.

5 Comments:

Blogger Meloncutter said...

Dang, I wonder if he was the Pizza Guy or the Mail man. Whooda thunk it? Maybe delivering chinese food.

Later yall..

7:40 AM  
Blogger Morgen said...

I guess it's true what they say: There are no small parts, just small actors.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Evil Genius said...

This was so funny, and so are the comments of Morgen and Meloncutter!!

Nothing much I can add except: just think of the...ahem...interesting positions in which he could "demonstrate his art."

:-)

2:49 PM  
Blogger Bazza said...

Maybe he confused martial arts with marital arts. Someone should tell him not to be despondent and to keep his pecker up!

2:51 PM  
Blogger Penrick said...

So when the lips never usually match the talking in those movies, did it match up for him speaking in a different language?

He probably was good.....doing his own stunts and all

8:24 PM  

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