THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Sunday Humor

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Sunday Humor

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years"

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The Hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start
tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00
A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that."

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#2

Dear Dog...

I am soooo sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish tank you did not spill over; the carpet that you did not wet or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint...

...but things here at the house really are calmer now, and just to show you that there are no hard feelings between us, I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me.



Best regards,

The Cat

2 Comments:

Blogger Matt the Hat said...

Very good.

5:58 AM  
Blogger Meloncutter said...

I love that cat.

Later Yall...

5:04 PM  

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