THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Death Row Inmate Eating For Two

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Death Row Inmate Eating For Two

In Hanoi this week prison officials have confirmed that a 39-year-old female prisoner held in solitary confinement is 11-weeks pregnant.

Nearing her second trimester the accused heroin trafficker, Nguyen the Oanh, said that this should come as no surprise.

"Even though this an all women facility there are a lot of pricks running the prison," she said.

Police officials have launched an investigation into how it happened and are trying to find out if their solitary confinement cells have been compromised.

Although there is speculation by officials that this was a case of immaculate conception many feel it happened the good old fashioned way.

"Spending time in prison often leaves inmates feeling fucked but in this case the inmate was most likely really fucked!"

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