EDUCATION ON PAR IN CHINA
Educators in China announced today that, in having gotten hip to where the big deals go down in the business world, they are now requiring many students to take golf lessons in prepararation for their future career.
"We know this is just bullshit but men in particular need a real excuse to step outside the same old work day, get out of the office and maybe pull down a deal here and there," one official said.
After news of this hit the papers this morning many golfers world wide ditched their suit coats, ties and slacks for short sleeved, collard shirts and khaki pants and headed for their local country club.
"At last someone recognizes that golf is a big part of the economic environmentally sound ways of increasing business," said a doctor who's specialty is proctology. "If I have to work around assholes all day, it might as well be with those who I share a common interest with."
"We know this is just bullshit but men in particular need a real excuse to step outside the same old work day, get out of the office and maybe pull down a deal here and there," one official said.
After news of this hit the papers this morning many golfers world wide ditched their suit coats, ties and slacks for short sleeved, collard shirts and khaki pants and headed for their local country club.
"At last someone recognizes that golf is a big part of the economic environmentally sound ways of increasing business," said a doctor who's specialty is proctology. "If I have to work around assholes all day, it might as well be with those who I share a common interest with."
posted by jbwritergirl at 6:26 AM
4 Comments:
I make prutt for brogey now...
Wow. You are starting to get spammed, huh? Bummer.
Anywho, what is it with golf. I just don't get it. I took golf lessons once in an attempt to fit in, I guess. The only thing I learned was how to cuss more.
Yeah, but just check out the bikini link on my site. I'll expect a lot of spam of another sort, if you know what I mean!
Please remember, you can use windex on your computer screen without damaging anything.
JB
With the rampant lack of consideration one encounters at so many public courses, it's likely to only be a matter of time before the Proctologist is performing examinations with his driver!
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