THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: EDUCATION ON PAR IN CHINA

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

EDUCATION ON PAR IN CHINA

Educators in China announced today that, in having gotten hip to where the big deals go down in the business world, they are now requiring many students to take golf lessons in prepararation for their future career.

"We know this is just bullshit but men in particular need a real excuse to step outside the same old work day, get out of the office and maybe pull down a deal here and there," one official said.

After news of this hit the papers this morning many golfers world wide ditched their suit coats, ties and slacks for short sleeved, collard shirts and khaki pants and headed for their local country club.

"At last someone recognizes that golf is a big part of the economic environmentally sound ways of increasing business," said a doctor who's specialty is proctology. "If I have to work around assholes all day, it might as well be with those who I share a common interest with."

6 Comments:

Blogger Matt-Man said...

I make prutt for brogey now...

12:30 PM  
Blogger Benny said...

Hello! You have a very nice blog!
I want to exchange links with your blog, here is mine:
http://sexybikinis.blogspot.com
Let me know if you want to link exchange with me, simply write the comment, and add my blog to your links, and i will add your blog to my link!
Thank You,
Keep up the good work!
benny

12:11 PM  
Blogger Lae said...

Hi! Nice blog! Add me to ur links http://2funnypictures.blogspot.com and let me know, i will add u, thanks :)

1:11 PM  
Blogger Dwardisimo Rex said...

Wow. You are starting to get spammed, huh? Bummer.

Anywho, what is it with golf. I just don't get it. I took golf lessons once in an attempt to fit in, I guess. The only thing I learned was how to cuss more.

7:15 PM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

Yeah, but just check out the bikini link on my site. I'll expect a lot of spam of another sort, if you know what I mean!

Please remember, you can use windex on your computer screen without damaging anything.

JB

8:37 PM  
Blogger Kilroy_60 said...

With the rampant lack of consideration one encounters at so many public courses, it's likely to only be a matter of time before the Proctologist is performing examinations with his driver!

6:01 PM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

My Photo
Name:
Location: Los Angeles, California, United States

One day I was sitting in front of my computer trying to capture an image, but instead, the computer caught my soul. I have been living inside this little box for some time now and I like it when people visit. Come on, you know you want to tell me something...


Get my banner code or create your own banner

Powered by Blogger

Add to Technorati Favorites
referer referrer referers referrers http_referer
get this clock
I got a Goldstar
BlogAdvance Top Blogs
Solution Graphics
........................................
Enter your Email


Powered by FeedBlitz
.........................................

Powered by Blogger

............................................................................... web site promotion Funniest Video
  • 'BEST BLOG OF THE DAY' JULY 1, 2006 Read The Review .........................................