THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Sex Study Differentiates Male And Female Orgasms

Friday, November 10, 2006

Sex Study Differentiates Male And Female Orgasms

Sex and love are often confused as being the same thing but research shows that the difference lies deep inside the chemical makeup of the brain.

Using scans, researchers have proven that a brain rich in dopamine, a chemical known to drive romantic emotions, is far more prominent in the female brain.

"The problem with having an excess of this chemical is that it often creates a large group of people who do not explore their sexuality because they're constantly looking for some kind of attachment before jumping into bed with someone," said one researcher.

"Whereas a male will often jump into the sack with just about any woman on a moments notice even if they have to put a bag over their partners head, often times it creates frustration for their female partner who will then, after their sexual encounter, go home and wait by the phone hoping this will lead to a long term relationship."

As far as orgasms go, the study also revealed that males tend to cum exponentially faster than their female partners. Research proves that a man, regardless of his emotional state, is able to ejaculate during every sexual encounter, whereas females tend towards building up to the moment and depending on the stamina of their partner often find themselves unsatisfied.

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8 Comments:

Blogger Kevin said...

That could almost be a real article.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Meloncutter said...

Are you trying to goad me into making lewd and repulsive comments on this topic. I thought I was being rather racy in defining how I got my goatee in ASK THE MELONCUTTER this week. Now as far as jumping into the sack with just any female... I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW.... I have never once used a paper sack. Pillow cases work wonderfully.

I think I shall refrain from further comment as I will get my fat ass into trouble.

Later Y'all

5:38 PM  
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9:33 PM  
Blogger COxford said...

You know, I've often wondered if the name Meloncutter had any sexual implications. I don't like skinny women either.

I've seen some of those "Midnight Beauties" in the South Carolina bars at closing time. I haven't needed a sack yet. Black Jack and water did the trick. I guess that I'm a little bit Redneck.

Meloncutter, no harm meant.

Jacqui, Glad you're back.

The Best To All,

C. Oxford

3:47 PM  
Blogger COxford said...

Dont you just love people that SPAM your comments.

C. Oxford

4:15 PM  
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10:39 AM  
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{Thank God I'm stoned. I'd never have been able to admit knowing that otherwise} 8-)

5:41 PM  

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