THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Death By Hammer...

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Death By Hammer...

I've just about had it now with this computer SHITE!

The hammer is on the desk and I can't decide whether to use it on my laptop or the modem, but, I'm thinking they both deserve a good whacking.

Speaking of whacking, I've garnered some interest in a book I've been working on. Since I can't post photo's I figured I would taunt you with an excerpt from one of my stories.

(Excerpt from "The Resort")

**NOTE: I have only posted that of which I hope will not offend anyone. If you should feel your excitment rising go with the flow or just close the window)

The plane landed and as he walked down the steps to the tarmac he could feel the heat and the breeze off the ocean. The smell of exotic flowers drifted through the air and he breathed it in, filling his lungs with this sweet aroma.

As he entered the terminal a tall, lithe, stunningly beautiful dark haired girl, most likely in her late twenties, walked straight up to him and kissed him on the lips. It happened so fast he couldn’t even react. She had come to escort him to the resort and explained to him that she would be his ‘personal assistant’ for the duration of his stay. He followed her out of the building to a slick looking fiery red convertible parked at the curb.

She knew who he was from their background check. Anyone coming into the resort was run through a computer check for security reasons and then scrutinized by a committee. Although he was not their ideal candidate they had made an exception for him because of his friend Derek’s recommendation.

Normally they tried not to cater to those in the law business for various reasons but she had been part of the decision committee this time and she liked how he looked in the photo she’d been faxed. She’d also decided to make him her personal assignment.

As they drove, she explained to him that she would be there to serve him day and night should he wish for anything. For the extra money he’d paid for the room, he’d expected some perks, but he’d never anticipated this.

He looked at her as she drove. Her skin was golden from the sun. Her long dark hair blew around her face and every so often she lifted her hand to brush it back so she could see the road. Her eyes were hidden behind the dark sunglasses she wore. Her lips were painted a pale shade of pink. Her breasts were barely concealed in the little top she wore and he could see that her nipples were hard under the thin layer of material. If he’d had a few more drinks on the plane he might very well have reached over and caressed them as they cruised along the coastline.

What he didn’t know was that she would have enjoyed it if he did. The skirt she had on, short as it was, had slid up over her thighs as she moved her foot from the gas to the brake peddle. Her legs were spread just enough that he could see she was not wearing underwear. He felt his...

Okay, this is where you have to let your imagination kick in. For the rest of the story you'll just have to wait for the book to come out.


Blogger ISOSOS said...

Here is the comment that I meant to leave while reading this on the road....
The pictures in ones mind, and the many places ones imagination wonders are sometimes all you need..... hey, you just gave everyone the setup, and it's up to them to go where ever they want... I know where I want to go!

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