THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Ass Cheeks Gives New Lease On Life

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Ass Cheeks Gives New Lease On Life

Being the butt of the joke is nothing new for art teacher Stephen Murmer who was recently suspended from his job after school officials deemed he was setting a bad example for his students.

Murmer's unique painting style however, is garnering him world wide recognition in the art circles and making his pearly white ass quite famous. His technique involves slathering paint on his butt-cheeks and genitals then pressing those areas onto a canvas to create a one-of-a-kind painting.

He came up with this unique style after being asked to use something organic to create a stamp for a class project.

Whereas others in his class used items such as potatoes or other such unimaginative organic materials, Murmer basically used his head in vying for top spot in the creative process.

School officials are devastated by the publicity this has drawn to their campus, but many feel that by suspending Murmer, they brought it on themselves.

A spokeswoman for the school told the press that, 'personnel regulations state that teachers are expected to set an example through their personal conduct' as well as acting as role models for students.

Apparently being an entrepreneur is not something the school district encourages nor do they endorse any kind of 'wise-crackers'.

Murmer's paintings, which sell upwards of $900, are expected to sell like hot cakes.

3 Comments:

Blogger Matt-Man said...

He believes in Arse for Arse Sake...

7:11 AM  
Blogger Dwardisimo Rex said...

The art business is a hard one to crack into.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Ron Bramlett said...

I don't have anything clever to say.

But I have photocopied my ass back when I was in school. In color.

3:37 PM  

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