A Guy Goes Into A Bar...

He sits down and orders a drink.

He starts eating the beer nuts at the bar and he hears a voice say, "Wow! You look great tonight!"

The man looks over at the bartender, who seems to ignore the voice.

The man keeps drinking and eating beer nuts until he hears something again.

"That's an awesome shirt! You are amazing."

The guy looks around and he's the only one in the place, so he asks the bartender if he had heard anything and the bartender asks, "Was the voice saying bad things or good things?"

The man replies, "Good things, why?"

The bartender says, "It must be the complimentary nuts."