Pussy Delays Mail

Even though the postal slogan states through rain, or hail, or sleet, or snow, one distraught postal worker in Canada has refused to deliver mail to a house on her route after being threatened by a little pussy.

The owner admits that he was duped by the pet shop where the cat was purchased.

"I believe the cat had been trained to act docile and loving until such time as it was adopted or bought," he said. "All hell broke loose when we got it home. My wife and I have even had to change our nightime potty habits because he attacked me on the way to the bathroom the second night we had him."

The notorious feline, known to attack even when unprovoked, has been arrested and will serve time in a regional rehab facility called the Litter Critter Box.

This is not the cats first run in with the law, according to authorities. The eight-year-old, declawed, black cat who goes by the alias 'Shadow' will once again be cell mates with his partner in crime Fluffy, a four and a half pound mutt known for his evil temper and sneaky ways.

These two have been seen lurking in dark alleyways throughout the community during a furlough from ownership or captivity, and have been video taped terrorizing unsuspecting humans and pets over the past several years.

It is not known at this time when either will be released and to whom they will be released, but authorities have posted public warnings throughout the entire community.