THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: "Take It All Bitch" Term Removed From Dictionary

Saturday, April 28, 2007

"Take It All Bitch" Term Removed From Dictionary

American women tired of getting the short end of the stick, have been flocking to Longshuihu village in the Shuangqiao district of Chongqing in Beijing.

It's not the food, nor the beautiful surroundings that are drawing them to what is being hailed as the world's first "Womens Town", it's the power over men they find so appealing as well as the towns motto "women never make mistakes, and men can never refuse women's requests."

One female employee from New York who had become so disenchanted with her loud mouth demanding male boss was one of the first U.S. citizens to arrive in Women's Town.

"I don't have to take this shit anymore and I can kick ass any time I want if a man steps over his boundaries or gets out of line and feel really good about it because it's part of my new job description."

Women that have often been kept down a few rungs on the ladder to success are finding 'legal dominance' puts them smack dab at the top of the food chain.

"The fact that we're in control and can punish a man for not paying the right kind of attention to us, for making bad gift choices, or making lame comments to us, is really quite satisfying," said another woman who recently went through an upsetting divorce. "Even though we have such places in America where women dominate men like they do at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada, there's more pleasure here because it does not always come down to sex, although that's not a bad thing because the sex is somehow more gratifying when you're getting what you need."

Many of the women making the long journey are fed up with the American mentality of 'doing it all' and find this new lifestyle quite appealing.

Another women in her early 40's said that she'd grown weary of the looks she's recently been getting from her male partner. Having not aged all that gracefully she found that daily life had begun to chip away at her self-esteem and she was ready for a positive change.

"If I frickin want to walk around in my moo-moo, a cigarette hanging out of my mouth and curlers in my hair without someone making some kind of snide comment, this is the place to do it because I can get immediate satisfaction by punishing the deed the moment their mouth opens."

It is expected that thousands of American women will make their exodus to Beijing in the next few months and that places like this will become more common place around the world.

Many are predicting that should we see a women take the President's spot, this trend will sustain rapid growth in a very short period of time.

1 Comments:

Blogger eastcoastdweller said...

Might be a few men who'd immigrate to that town, too. (o:

5:11 PM  

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