THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Theft Blamed On Feeling Shitty

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Theft Blamed On Feeling Shitty

In Florida earlier this week a 61-year-old woman claimed that her irritable bowel ailment caused her to shoplift from a local grocery store.

She told police that she felt like shit and could not wait in line.

Authorities said that while the woman did not resist arrest she did keep deputies at bay for a period of of at least five minutes outside the market while she expelled an odd colorless gas.

She was arrested and released after posting $500 bail.

2 Comments:

Blogger Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. said...

JB,

Sounds like this was just another liberal with her hand out. Figures.

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

7:58 PM  
Blogger Nick Badway said...

Fortunately, her odd gas was colorless. We all aren't blessed like that.

Badway

10:28 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

My Photo
Name:
Location: Los Angeles, California, United States

One day I was sitting in front of my computer trying to capture an image, but instead, the computer caught my soul. I have been living inside this little box for some time now and I like it when people visit. Come on, you know you want to tell me something...


Get my banner code or create your own banner

Powered by Blogger

Add to Technorati Favorites
referer referrer referers referrers http_referer
get this clock
I got a Goldstar
BlogAdvance Top Blogs
Solution Graphics
........................................
Enter your Email


Powered by FeedBlitz
.........................................

Powered by Blogger

............................................................................... web site promotion Funniest Video
  • 'BEST BLOG OF THE DAY' JULY 1, 2006 Read The Review .........................................